why doesn’t anyone appreciate my sarcasm and bitterness as much as i do
if you wanna be my lover you got to be prepared to have a steady and constant supply of juice
Metalosis Maligna is a fake disease invented by award-winning Dutch filmmaker Floris Kaayk.
According to the mockumentary, Metalosis Maligna occurs when a metal implant has a bad interaction with human body tissues, causing the metal to grow tendrils that eventually puncture the skin from within and destroy it.
I was skimming through the video at first not knowing it was a mockumentary and landed on the part of the man in bed. I nearly died.
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
finding out a friend passionately hates something you kinda like
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun