zeldathemes
<p> thin girl: all i do is eat pizza and smoke weed and play video games
everyone: god... she is The Dream Girl... so cute and Unique... shes not like the other girls who only eat salads, shes Real
fat girl: i like pizza too
everyone: wow... consider being healthy maybe? disgusting</p>

astrolocherry:

the sagittarius blessing is their ability to immerse themselves in the living moment. they know how to dispel the past and the future, they know how to stop time and let the sky serenade them. sagittarians can be both extroverted explorers and introverted thinkers. they whisk experience, wonder, education, and intuition into a golden jupiter honey pot. they throw themselves off the horizon and into the world, soaking themselves in oceans and international indulgence, and they return to the paradise inside, to read, write, generalize, and mentally fly

grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

caitor:

Hamburg, 2010

foodntwk:
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“ sugarydoughnuts:
“ What dark appetites does he feed
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sugarydoughnuts:

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blo:
“anachronisticfairytales:
“ Chris Riddell
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this is v takato yamamoto to me
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blo:

anachronisticfairytales:

Chris Riddell

this is v takato yamamoto to me

avatarstateyipyip:

friends: what do you want to do?
my brain: die
me @ my brain: we can’t say that. these people don’t understand casual existential despair

leafcrunch:

sun-and-time:

leafcrunch:

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

person: i am uncomfortable with bad language--
me: okay!! that's fine!!
person: --because you are a girl and girls shouldnt talk like that
me: eat my entire ass!!!!
Animated Purple Gitter Skull